Saturday, August 23, 2008

2/05 (more worthless crap)

The icon of the teddy bear’s a virus.
Delete the teddy bears on the screen.
Search through all extension files for him.
Delete any files with his extensions.

Reboot and run the antivirus software.
Quarantine or fix corrupted files.
Update the antiviral doctor regularly.
Do not open unknown messages

with strange names in the address box.
In the subject box, how familiar they seem.
They pretend they can increase your size.
The girls they offer are made of light.

How their protean aliases change.
Some of them are from the places
You’ve clicked on animated maps,
Your cursor faster than light speed

Channeled in fiber optic cables.
How fast you move above Cambodia.
How much sooner you arrive at home.
The videocam reveals pins of light

Above an ordinary parking lot.
Are the strangers forging their spam
In cubicles nearby, or in strip malls
Abutting the Oriental massage parlor?

Getting them requires your credit card.
Scammers, their fustian phaseology
Tripped on itself, will give you money.
They need your bank account number.

To a folder relegate the unfamiliar.
Scroll through the subject and address lines
Or just empty, or block the address
and wait another day for the next one.

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